First, the good news: this isn’t an election year, some of the world’s more malevolent dictators seem to be opting for early retirement, John Elway has returned to help the Broncos, and someone in California put pot in cans of soda! On the other hand, unemployment is still soaring – if Ronald McDonald can get a pink slip…!
Collective bargaining, that balance beam between the corner office and the financially cornered, was sold down the Ohio River and John Boehner surprised us by NOT shedding a single tear!
Charley Sheen continues to demonstrate that Hollywood’s house of horrors needs an exorcism, Hillary Clinton is competing with Conan O’Brien for the coveted Donald Trump Hap-hazardous Hair Award, air travel – besides being physically invasive on the ground – is downright dangerous in the sky, what with pilots and controllers napping like worn out toddlers, and someone in California put pot in cans of soda!
On the home front, City Council has cast legislation aside in favor of being contractors and architectural geniuses – an interesting development as they design Uninteresting developments! We’re hosting invasions of both bikers and bedbugs which means goose poop has dropped to a mere third on the list of annoyances, and road construction goes on unabated even though gas prices keep lots of us off the streets, so why bother fixing them? At least, someone in California put pot in cans of soda!
In 2012 The Mostlies will present two shows; Our 20th Anniversary show in the new Magnolia Theatre in late July, and our Election 2011 show the weekend prior to the general election on the Performance Hall stage, both at the Fort Collins Lincoln Center. Watch here for dates, times and ticket prices.