Summer 2008 Performance - "No City for Old Logos"
Parody Tonight
2008 has been another bumper year for national and local lunacy. Just ask yourself what $80K will buy in 2008? Fort Collins got branded with a new logo, Eliot Spitzer got screwed for $80K, and have you filled an SUV with gas lately? $80K! Screwed by big oil companies again!
And while we’re on the subject, there’s a pregnant man out there whose hapless offspring will someday have to sort out what to buy for Mother's Day.
While Coloradoans were going green, saving the Poudre, and battling uranium in-situ, all those endless campaign debates contributed enough hot air to prove that Global Warming is caused by humans... well, politicians anyway.
And while we're on the subject, our mountains are going brown from pine bark beetles. If only we could get the Cananda geese to eat them!
The trains still crawl through town, orange cones keep traffic at the same speed, and home sales are even slower. And while we’re on the subject of speed, or lack of, maybe the plans to redevelop the Foothills Mall are really the city's strategy to reduce our carbon footprint by shutting it all down!
Come to the Mostlies' Parody Tonight "No City for Old Logos" where more than three unrelated people can sit together and laugh it all off.
Show Dates for our Summer show for 2008:
Friday, July 25, Saturday, July 26, Sunday, July 27
Friday, August 1, Saturday, August 2, Sunday, August 3
Tickets go on sale May 25, 2008
Show Dates for our Election Eve show:
Sunday, November 2, 2008
Tickets go on sale September 2, 2008
Performances are at the Fort Collins Lincoln Center,
417 West Magnolia Fort Collins, CO 80521
Tickets, $12.00, available 60 days before the shows from the Lincoln Center box office, 970-221-6730, or purchase online at www.lctix.com.